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December 23, 2011 / Wythe

Random fighting styles

Check out this dope random fighting style generator >>

I love how effortlessly the generator finds that Wu-Tang-esque sweetspot. Here are some choice fighting styles/special moves. (Monks, listen up.)

  • Thunder of Flying Providence
  • Placid Noose Fists
  • Five Athletic Goddesses’ Clutch
  • Seventeen Grashoppers’ Toss of Hearts
  • Two Mirages’ Stomp
  • Nine Barrels’ Roll
  • Million Leg Stance of the Murderers
  • Noble Palm
  • Stalker’s Palm
  • Wise Ant’s Claw
  • Shivering Automaton Stance
  • Thrust of the Seventeen Searchers
  • Ruby Kicks
  • Western Immmortals’ Hand
  • Phantasmal Enduring Snake Bite
  • Foul King’s Spin of Lanterns
  • Which implies: Foul Spin of the Lantern King
  • Confusion Punch of the Fifty Grashoppers
  • And my personal fave so far, Mysterious Fist

Now we just have to come up with rules for some (read: all) of these…

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  1. Scott Wyman Neagle / Dec 23 2011 1:16 pm

    i want million leg stance of the murderers to be a rap song

  2. Wythe / Dec 27 2011 12:01 pm

    Consider it done! “Every single day, I be Million Leg Murderin…” &c.

  3. Wythe / Dec 31 2011 3:07 am

    Also, another inspiration re random fighting styles we should use/make songs about: http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2011/01/gigacrawler-martial-arts.html

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