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May 22, 2012 / Wythe

Old school character: “CACTUS” GAVVY CRAVATH, super slugger

Check this dude out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavvy_Cravath. Or, really, just think about his name! His nickname was cactus! Plus, he’d beat up [insert any villain you want] with a deadball-era baseball bat, which is boss.

Anyway, I quickly imagined, upon serendipitously finding out about this man’s totally metal name/nickname, a pulp adventure in which he starred…

[Scenario: title/fake print appearance only:]

“Grant Nettles Versus the Crimson Cult of the Un-Gravatic Moon-Beast!”

Guest starring CACTUS Gavvy Cravath, the Superior Slugger!

In next month’s issue of BEAST & ANOMALY: FUTURE-PULPVENTURES FOR TEENS, MEN, & THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM.

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